Captain Jack Sparrow
First glance at the pirate and you would say he's awesome, handsome, brave, cunning, and a heart-throb (if you're a girl of course)
Some say "Jack Sparrow is without dought the worst pirate I have ever seen" but people like me say "That has gotta be the best pirate I have ever seen!" But if you can't decide on which to think of him just remember one thing: he's Captain Jack Sparrow! Savvy?
He's been marooned on an island 2 times. The first time he spent 3 days and 3 nights drinking rum and then the rumrunners gave him a passage to Tortuga. The second time he was one the island he spent the first day drinking rum with Elizabeth Swann and the next day she burned all the rum.
Women. Disaster! Okay well he's with you. Happy night, you get drunk, have a little fun. Well the next night you find him with some other women doing the same thing that he did with you! You both slap him across the face. And to comfort himself he says "Not sure I deserved that", well he does deserrve it! So here's some advice: although he may be irresistable, never go out with Captain Jack Sparrow!
Full name: Jack Sparrow ~ likes to be known as *Captain* Jack Sparrow
Age: probably around 35
Hair color: brown
eye color: brown
Tattoos: One on his right arm, a sparrow in flight and the name Jack underneath
Where he lives: Caribbean sea
Description: smart, funny, hot, clever, brave, cunning
Victims of Jack Sparrow: Anamaria, Giselle, Scarlett
Friends: Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann, Mr. Gibbs, the rest of the crew
enemies: Norrington, Barbossa and his crew, Davy Jones, the Kraken, Lord Cuttler Beckett
fave things to do in spare time: plan ways to kill his enemies, wish that Eizabeth loved him and not Will
favorite place: Tortuga, anywhere where there's rum, somewhere with Elizabeth when Will's not around
favorite restaurant: The Faithful Bride
fave colors: black, red
people when they don't have rum, hate pirates, or don't call him *Captain* Jack Sparrow
girls when they slap him
Obsessions: rum, The Black Pearl, women, his jar of dirt, killing his enemies, rum, rum, rum, rum, rum!
Great Experiences: being marooned on the island drinking rum, and making out with Elizabeth